tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post422848659291754053..comments2024-03-28T00:08:11.164-04:00Comments on The Stuyvesant Town Report: Stuy Town Lollipop BattlesStuy Town Reporterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05538426011607971633noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-46639847132436414942013-05-25T00:32:43.316-04:002013-05-25T00:32:43.316-04:00Are these people for real? Don't they have PR...Are these people for real? Don't they have PR advisors? Looks like kiddie porn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-22218275792556479552013-05-20T18:09:59.531-04:002013-05-20T18:09:59.531-04:00Every day is a donkey show in Stuy Town since they...Every day is a donkey show in Stuy Town since they only rent to jackasses. 5 people living upstairs from me right now in one bedroom. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-28392903144932149902013-05-20T16:35:41.277-04:002013-05-20T16:35:41.277-04:00What next? Lady Maya's Donkey Shows?What next? Lady Maya's Donkey Shows?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-51063000563767304732013-05-20T11:22:22.583-04:002013-05-20T11:22:22.583-04:00Their advertisements are offensive. More! More! Mo...Their advertisements are offensive. More! More! More pedophilia! is more like it! Oval Kids, the new red light district. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-86546103985765591502013-05-20T10:26:11.564-04:002013-05-20T10:26:11.564-04:00So now CW is promoting prostitution and kiddy porn...So now CW is promoting prostitution and kiddy porn? It figures. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-3211631830381436172013-05-19T20:06:03.151-04:002013-05-19T20:06:03.151-04:00I thought that was Jodie Foster. What next, Tralal...I thought that was Jodie Foster. What next, Tralala advertising Oval McSwiggins?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-27496435079448927162013-05-19T19:36:40.170-04:002013-05-19T19:36:40.170-04:00lascivious children? stay classy stuy town. lascivious children? stay classy stuy town. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-52433329987809903682013-05-19T19:03:46.492-04:002013-05-19T19:03:46.492-04:00Generation WOO!Generation WOO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-3734430622118548082013-05-19T18:56:52.998-04:002013-05-19T18:56:52.998-04:00“Check out the video in the window of the leasing ...“Check out the video in the window of the leasing office…”<br /><br />I saw that vid today as well while at today's rally. Truly an Onion like quality in its Yunnie splendor. More like a 30% carpet requirement regulation, at best. Notice that it hits all the right 20 something ethnic variations. No moms, dads, or children in sight. An updated “American Psycho” apartment for today's narcissistic generation. I am not doing a broad stroke attack on the millenniums, I know plenty of them (including my nephews and nieces) who are great. It's just this crop that are in our community are such cliché models of the "Me" generation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-60028156409965023982013-05-19T17:47:08.211-04:002013-05-19T17:47:08.211-04:00How to get the Stuy Town Reporter to sample the fi...How to get the Stuy Town Reporter to sample the fine dining at Oval Cafe? Introduce Nyotaimori.Stuy Town Reporterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05538426011607971633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-61369997922503134562013-05-19T17:29:30.748-04:002013-05-19T17:29:30.748-04:00Check out the video in the window of the leasing o...Check out the video in the window of the leasing office. It makes the apartment shown--and its denizens--look like a high-class brothel. Lots of stilettos and no floor covering too. Paging Sydney Biddle Barrows!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-51041633572154177132013-05-19T15:50:42.922-04:002013-05-19T15:50:42.922-04:00Is that Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver??? She was a...Is that Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver??? She was a child prostitute for godsake!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-52379232374147491742013-05-19T15:49:32.608-04:002013-05-19T15:49:32.608-04:00Stuy Town: People Get Evicted From It!Stuy Town: People Get Evicted From It!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-62023908407718554532013-05-19T14:23:28.610-04:002013-05-19T14:23:28.610-04:00Remember "A Park Runs Through It. A River Ru...Remember "A Park Runs Through It. A River Runs Around It."<br /><br />Now a Swamp Runs Through It and a Park is Nowhere To Be Found. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-42667357536407311762013-05-19T13:24:08.192-04:002013-05-19T13:24:08.192-04:00Here you go STR!
Nyotaimori, also known as body s...Here you go STR!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/tiad/eating-sushi-off-of-women" rel="nofollow">Nyotaimori</a>, also known as body sushi, is the practice of serving sushi on a nude woman.<br /><br />But the question remains, will Lady Maya get her aquatic delights at Oval Cafe or Hane?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-19677957668917921772013-05-19T13:16:04.179-04:002013-05-19T13:16:04.179-04:00They are allegedly advertising a vibrant quality o...They are allegedly advertising a vibrant quality of life but are doing so in harsh black and white? <br /><br />But you are right, these are the same people who thought up Escape New York (like Snake Plissken!) and the 80 Acre Backyard. Isn't that where Winnie the Pooh lived?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-57439481435855565212013-05-19T12:56:15.485-04:002013-05-19T12:56:15.485-04:00>>Why are all their new posters so drab? The...>>Why are all their new posters so drab? They advertise events, green markets, etc. yet in black and white. Do they think this reads as sophisticated? They're so lifeless.<<<br /><br />Stuy Town's PR and advertising firms have typically produced dumb campaigns. I can't believe such companies make good money doing this. Remember how we had a "backyard" in Stuy Town?Stuy Town Reporterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05538426011607971633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-65924201010380427152013-05-19T12:54:27.916-04:002013-05-19T12:54:27.916-04:0012:02PM.... Stop it. You're getting me excited...12:02PM.... Stop it. You're getting me excited.Stuy Town Reporterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05538426011607971633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-81523532248808384592013-05-19T12:21:41.895-04:002013-05-19T12:21:41.895-04:00Family Events in Stuy Town has been redefined as p...Family Events in Stuy Town has been redefined as packing and moving.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-88669609424052109892013-05-19T12:20:40.495-04:002013-05-19T12:20:40.495-04:00Why are all their new posters so drab? They advert...Why are all their new posters so drab? They advertise events, green markets, etc. yet in black and white. Do they think this reads as sophisticated? They're so lifeless. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1837176580996082182.post-90869132982151027642013-05-19T12:02:34.959-04:002013-05-19T12:02:34.959-04:00Wow! Just wow! This looks almost as fun as the cha...Wow! Just wow! This looks almost as fun as the champagne facials and super soakers! By the way, the cock fighting and water sports were a hit yesterday! There was a good turn out despite the those tenant activists reminding potential renters about the horrors of living here. Two of college aged future renters stripped down to their knickers and mud wrestled in the Oval. And yes, there was side boob. A good time was had by all. Speaking of juggs, did you hear about the new food event at Oval Cafe? They hired live nude models to lay on the counter while sushi is served on their bodies. More! More! More!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com