Dear Residents,
As your head honcho who considers you friends, I am proud to relate to you the newest upgrades to our community.
Stuy Town (copyright laws will be strictly enforced by our PS) will have new features and events! You won't have to head out of Stuy Town to get sloshed....
Yes, coming soon is...The Oliver Reed Pub!
To us at Resident Services, Oliver Reed represents a benchmark to our community, and we have listened! Ollie's Pub won't be completely free (we are working out the prices), but hopefully the first beer will be on the house!
There's more! Coming Soon: 1) The Hookah Palace (gas masks available on request, see Resident Services) and 2) Massage Delight (It's not just the cork at Ollie's Pub that will pop!). And, in tandem with our popular "dog days," we will establish a periodic "Orson Welles Wine Tasting Seminar"..
Why leave Stuy Town when you can find what you want here!
All activities and upgrades are for Residents and their Guests only. (Wink, wink...)
And don't forget our new motto replacing all those signs throughout the complex:
Stuy Town: It's Not Your Grandma's Place Anymore
