Our landlord, BLACKSTONE, can't handle Stuy Town and Peter Cooper Village. There is a lack of enforcement of certain "rules," and no amount of notice to this alleviates the problems. We are continually being told half-truths and fabrications. And we have no viable Tenants organization, despite our TA asking for dues all the time. So far, the politicians have proven to be basically useless. A typical New York story.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
You Just Know That Oval Strippers Are Coming Next
It keeps getting better. Lady Maya is really inspired these days.
That Oval Lounge is fairly small. If the frat boys crowd in, this could really get interesting. Admit it, this is not your grandma's Stuy Town anymore.
Princess Jasmine and her brood of naughty gal pals welcome you to a night of Oval Lap Dances. They'll treat you to magic carpet rides all night long! Don't worry, she'll be gentle... but not on your wallet.
Tired of your children sitting around the house not earning their keep? Sign them up for Oval Devadasi and Lady Maya will put them to work as uderaged prostitutes for the Hindu Goddess Yellamma!
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I going there big time with my Al Bundy stringed dollar bill!
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Princess Jasmine and her brood of naughty gal pals welcome you to a night of Oval Lap Dances. They'll treat you to magic carpet rides all night long! Don't worry, she'll be gentle... but not on your wallet.
ReplyDeleteMembers only, (wink wink).
Rose better hire extra porters with industrial strength squeegees for the morning after. The frat guys are going to make a mess of the windows!
ReplyDeleteLady Maya is hot! Is she the hostess?
ReplyDeleteOval Sluts!
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ReplyDeleteTired of your children sitting around the house not earning their keep? Sign them up for Oval Devadasi and Lady Maya will put them to work as uderaged prostitutes for the Hindu Goddess Yellamma!
What IS this event? Does Princess Jasmine put on an erotic performance or does she teach Oval Seniors how to slut around the lounge?
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to take Lady Maya's Bad Idea Bible - AKA Time Out New York - away from her.