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Monday, May 18, 2009
Metro Sex Parties Invade Stuyvesant Town!
Now we're talking! Forget the dull alcohol-less Oval Lounge and meeting fellow dog owners in your stroll with Fido around the lawn. This is the real thing and a sure fire way to bring in the clientele Tishman Speyer has been advertising for.
In his walk into Stuy Town today, Stuy Town Reporter came across pink business cards inserted into the cars parked around the 1st Ave. Loop, right nearby the Concierge office, and strewn around the area. Here's one card Stuy Town Reporter picked up--just for journalistic purposes, of course.
In case you can't read some of the details.... "Metroparties" offers: (f/m) nude models/dancers, shows at site [Stuy Town site!?!?] or in limo, pub crawls/party bus tours, weekend long parties [much better than what Abigail Michaels can think up, for sure], novelty fun, etc. It's "the hotter way for adults to party."
Okay, you Stuy Town geezers. Viagra time!