Like our local paper, Town & Village, I am just reporting the news. Let the facts speak for themselves.
The promo is all over the internet, but also here at:
www.stuytownlottery.com
Now if you and/or your family make a minimum of $84,150, you may be in luck! Your "affordable" Stuy Town apartment may be a reality, just check the details. And it helps if you have more money and maybe more occupants, but that's another story. (Quotes are not meant for editorial purposes, but just to highlight the advantages.)
Some of the work, I will do for you, being a nice guy.
First look at the promo. Then examine the promo:
Again, it's at: www.stuytownlottery.com
Now what is interesting is that your lease demands 80% floor covering with a carpet. Don't forget, I am just reporting the facts:
The Five Stuy Cafe is lovely, but just be aware of the dog piss on the stone barrier, seen here, and the piss and refuse in the walkway.
Yes, it appears you can have wallpapering, just be sure to okay it with the landlord! Remember, when you move out, you have to take down this wallpaper and revert your apartment to its original state. There is cost involved, but, hey, you've got the money as someone who can afford an affordable apartment in Stuy Town.
Now a lot of what we see is taken by a drone. Oh, oh... This is what I read:
Remember the attention our community (troublemakers) has with a drone? Well, Stuy Town must have gotten a special dispensation because they are advertising, quite openly, "Stuy Town Drone Video" on their website. Way to go, Blackstone!
Anyway, hurry, hurry! You may have an affordable apartment in Stuy Town soon!
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