Breaking News: Under advisement and a certain amount of pressure from a cadre of Stuy Moms, management will water lawns, plants and trees with dog urine, as dog urine is, insists the group, a great fertilizer. ST/PCV dog owners are requested to bring their pooches to the newly constructed Stuy Dog Urine Station at Oval Cafe, where dogs will be assisted by cafe staff to pee against a special artificial fire hydrant that collects urine in a detachable reservoir attached to the device. The Stuy Dog Urine Station is for residents and their guests only.
Meanwhile, aware of the push to either starve ("no nuts for you!") or get rid of the squirrel population in ST/PCV, a group of the most aggressive squirrels, pictured below, are banding to form a "protection committee."
This could get ugly.