Friday, June 7, 2013

Hercules Intercedes on Behalf of Stuy Town Tenants (Particularly Those Living Around the Oval)*

"May the gods let it rain and rain!"

* Will the Soul Asylum concert tomorrow be rained out or at least will the Oval lawn be a quagmire of mud and stagnant pools punishing those who trifle with the peace of our community?  Will Stuy Town tenants living around the Oval have a day of merciful rest inside their apartments?  Will Public Safety be freed from the weighty responsibility of checking to make sure concert attendees are only STPCV residents and their guests? Only the gods know!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Knowing these bastards, they'll put on the concert come hell or high water.

They are scum.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is "Soul Asylum?" Some has-been group from the 80s? Have to ask my dad if he ever heard of them. Sounds like the kind of crap he would've liked.

Anonymous said...

Any group/musician who would play a gig like Stuyvesant Oval has to be totally desperate and completely devoid of any self-respect.
Hey Soul Asylum, accept the fact that it is OVER; you are finished! End of the road! Take what shred of dignity you might have left and try to find a gig that will ease you into retirement with some semblance of dignity. This is a terrible place to wind up a career!

Stuy Town Reporter said...

>>Knowing these bastards, they'll put on the concert come hell or high water.<<

I dunno. Seems like the gods are listening to Herc.



Anonymous said...

A large crowd trampling on the soggy Oval lawn will destroy it. Plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

I would not put it past management to run a sound truck around the Oval in the event of rain.

They just LOVE making people's lives miserable.

Screw you Compass Rock.

Anonymous said...

WE WANT RAIN! BLUBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t9u4eF4ruU

Anonymous said...

To 906p ......

Do you think management gives a rat's ass about the grass on the Oval?

Look what they did to the landscaping on the Oval's west end last week.

I guarantee you that if there's no rain the "entertainment" for residents and their guests will go on as planned.

Did you ever notice how it doesn't say "for residents and their guests ONLY".

Subtle difference.

Anonymous said...

Been doing a rain dance in my apartment all day. Didn't know I was THAT good!!

Anonymous said...

SOUL ASYLUM ? LIVING HERE IS LIKE BEING HOSTAGE IN AN INANE ASYLUM LEAVE MY SOUL ALONE IT'S TORTURED ENOUGH WITH APARTMENT RENICATIONS PIT BULL ATTACKS HAVEING MY MAIL STOLEN AND KCOLLEFE KIDS HAVING OH OH OH SEX IIN MY STAIRWELL. SO NO IAM NOT LOOKING FOWARD TO SOME BAND FROM THE 80s SHOWING UP HERE WHERE THEY ATE NOT WANTED AND BEING USED AS A MARKETING GIMMICK TO ATTRACT NEW SUCKERS TO FILL THE VACANT 1300 APARTMEMTS OF THE FAMILUES THEY JUST EVICTED. HERE ME ANDREW MACARTHUR AT CWCAPITAL I HOPE THE GEAVENS POUR AND THE EARTH OPENS AND SUCKS UP YOUR THIRD RATE BAND AND THE MUD PIT THEY'LL STOMP ON AND WE CAN ALL GET SOME MUCH NEEDED REST ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON VAMPIRE OVERLORD YOU ARE. BY THE WAY WILL OFFICER HAM ONE AND OFFICER BLT BE CHECKING IDS WHEN 1000000000000 PEOPLE SHOW UP WITH THERE BONGS TO RUIN THE PARK PETER STUYVESANT HIMSELF MUST BE ROLLIN IN HIS GRAVE ANDREW MACARTHUR AS HE SEES HOW YOU HAVE RUINED THE PARK WITH YOUR SWAMPY ROCK CONCERTS AND LOW LIFE DEGENEATRE MARKETING SCHEMES. EVERYTHING IS A SCHEME AROUND HERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO GO OUT THERE TOMORROW AND GAND OUT FLIERS AND TELL PEOPLE HAT A MUSERBLE HORRIBLE PLACE THIS IS TO LIVE WHERE THE LAND LORD FORCES MIDLEASE REN HIKES ND PITT BULLS ATTACK YOU IN YOUR HALLWAY AND HE MANAGEMENT COMPANT GIVES OUT THE MASTER KEY TO OUTSIDE CONTRACTORS WHO ROB US BLIND AND WHEN IM DONE I'LL FE SURE TO STOP BY AND GET MY REFER A FRIEND GIFT CARD ANDREW MACARTHUR BITE ME!

Anonymous said...

Concert is on rain or shine. Of course real concert is at Randalls Island for Governors Ball with Guns N Roses and Nas.

Anonymous said...

“Today Mostly cloudy, with a high near 79. West wind 10 to 14 mph.”

As in “Jason and the Argonauts“, the Gods had other plans for Hercules. You know that CWC/CR, even with the Oval being soaked, will not cancel this concert which has been advertised on 20 different websites including the PCVST Twitter feed. “Tenants and Guests” and “Accessory Use”, ROLO.

Anonymous said...

If Garodnick thinks that allowing this is how he gets votes, then he suffering from early dementia.